Heehee well,
did this quiz-like thing today, and told me I'd probably want to do it too. She knows all my weak spots, the Queen of Asshats.
(001) Your gender: is in my pants. It is not male.
(002) Sexual orientation: I like people. Nice ones.
(003) Single? Very.
(004) Do you want to be? Why stop now?
(005) Your birthday: was exactly 40 days ago.
(006) Age you wish you were: I'm quite happy with my current one, thanks.
(007) Your height: is nonexistent. Shorty in da house!
(008) The color of your eyes: mmmm chocolate.
(009) The color of your hair: changes periodically. Right now, I'm super-bleached in the back and dark brown in the bangs (or fringe, for you Brits out there).
(010) Piercings: Just in my ears, three in the right, one in the left. Will probably add a few more once I can afford to. I like earrings...
(011) Tattoos: ROCK! I have a purdy unicorn on my right ankle, but there'll be more inking elsewhere (once again, when I can afford it)
DO YOU
(012) Smoke? YES AND IT'S FROM BEING SO DAMN HAWT, YO.
(013) Do drugs? No, I'm dope as it is.
(014) Read the newspaper? Just to make sure they're not on to me yet, yes.
(016) Talk to strangers who IM you? No. I unceremoniously block them.
(017) Take walks in the rain? Only if I have to...
(018) Drive? Yes. I am the official driver of The choo-choo train to AWESOME TOWN.
(019) Like to drive fast? Chug-a-chug-a-CHOO-CHOO!!!
(020) Hurt yourself? Sometimes I start to think and then it hurts so I stop and then I don't start again.
HAVE YOU EVER
(021) Been out of the country? I'm not sure how to answer this, considering that I've lived in six different countries during my life so far...
(022) Been in love? It's been a while, but yeah.
(023) Done drugs? Didn't I already tell you? I AM the dope!
(024) Gone skinny dipping? I once ate nachos in the nude. Does that count? There was guacamole.
(025) Had any type of surgery? Not since that botched lobotomy...
(026) Ran away from home? I went jogging once. Yes, once.
(027) Played strip poker? No, but once I played a card-game with made-up rules that culminated in me yelling obscenities from my balcony at one in the morning...
(028) Gotten beaten up? By a bowl of porridge. Six stitches, baby! That was one BAD MOTHAFfffff...
(029) Been picked on? Plenty.
(030) Been on stage? YES!
(031) Slept outdoors? As in not indoors? Yeah.
(032) Thought about suicide? No, that's what I make others do merely through my presence. That's how aggravating....ly AWESOME I am.
(033) Pulled an all-nighter? Haha yeah, that's the best way to do it. Do what, you ask? Anything, really. At least it's the most fun way (I mean...really, I dare you to NOT think absolutely everything is hilarious at 9 am after not having slept since the last time you slept)
(034) If yes, what is your record? I have no idea.
(035) Talked on the phone all night? Nope. All-nighters are much better experienced in person.
(036) Slept with the opposite sex without having sex? I didn't realise that was an option... (I'M KIDDING, MOM!)
(037) Slept all day? YES. Haha. But only in situations where I was sick. Or hungover. Or both (they tend to go hand in hand)
(038) Killed someone? Yes I part-time as a Ninja.
(039) Made out with a stranger? With strange people, sure.
(041) Had sex with a stranger? Once again, with strange people, sure.
(042) Kissed the same sex? I might have. What sex have you kissed? We may have landed the same one...
(043) Done anything sexual with the same sex? Once again, you're gonna hafta specify which sex...
(044) Been betrayed? Oh yeah, and there was HELL to pay, sucka.
(045) Broken the law? It doesn't count if you don't get caught.
(046) Met a famous person? At least one.
(047) Been on radio/TV? Yes. Although not both at once.
(048) Been in a mosh-pit? Yes and I'm not doing it again. Those are not meant for short people.
(049) Had a nervous breakdown? Had one last week, actually.
(050) Been criticized about your sexual performance? Yeah but the critic was an asshole AND was a lame lay, so I'm not bothered.
(051) Had a dream that kept coming back? No, but there are recurring themes.
APPAREL
(052) Shoe brand: I love most shoes that look like Converse.
(053) What are you normally wearing to school/work? I just graduated and am unemployed. So I can wear whatever the heck i want, biatch!
(054) Wear hats? I love hats. Even the weirdest hats tend to suit me, I have a freak head.
(055) Are you guilty of judging other people by their clothing? Occasionally, but I don't feel guilty...I'd never hold it against them.
(056) Do you wear make-up daily? Not if I'm only hanging with people who know how I really look anyway.
(057) Favorite place to shop: Stores. Preferably ones with nice things.
(058) Favorite article of clothing: HOODIES! HOODIES HOODIES HOODIES!
(059) Are you trendy: I make and follow my own trends.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
(060) Life on other planets: It's a bit naive not to, IMHO.
(061) Miracles? Not like the Bible ones, but I think there are plenty of miracles in day-to-day life.
(063) Magic? Did I mention I used to practice Wicca? So I suppose...ummm yeah.
(064) God? Not that one.
(065) Satan? Not that one.
(066) Santa? I found out pretty early that my brother played Santa in our house...by discovering that santa wore the same exact dark green Doc Martens that my brother had...
(067) Ghosts? I'd rather say spirits, but yeah.
(068) Luck? Yes.
(069) Love at first sight? No, but instant attraction isn't so strange.
(070) Yin and Yang? I think there's a balance to everthing (want living proof? Get to know the dynamic that is The Glittering Dead,
)
(071) Witches? Uh...that's like asking if you believe in electricians.
(072) Easter? I didn't realise that was a belief. But I like bunnies and painting eggs!
(073) Fidelity? HI FI!
(074) A pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? How about a rainbow of pot at the gold of the end.
LOVE (Oh gods this is a neverending quiz)
(075) Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing this title? Uuuh...whut?
(076) Do you remember your first love? Yes...it was in pre-school though, so I only remember the name.
(077) Still love him/her? *rereads previous answer* . . . no.
(078) Do you consider love a mistake? It's never a mistake to love! Mistakes can be made IN love, though.
(079) What do you find romantic? My chemicals (SEE WHAT I DID THAR?)
(080) Turn-on: If you're doing it right.
(081) Turn-off: If you're nasty.
(082) Do you base your judgment on looks alone? No, but it's a good start.
(084) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? I can't say. I believe that a person is as attractive as you like them...if that made any sense.
(085) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? Well at least a couple do, or so I've heard
(086) What's the last present someone gave you?
Gave me a belated B-day present the other day. And it was the aweseomest ever.
(087) Are you in love? I love my little hairy ones (my guinea pigs, you pervs!)
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
(088) That made you laugh? My grandma (she's in hospital, spoke to her on the phone a few hours ago)
(089) That laughed at you? You, maybe?
(090) That turned you on? In Soviet Russia, lights turn YOU on (that sounds so wrong...)
(091) You went shopping with? Mum! Today. She shopped, I looked longingly at nice things I don't have money for
(092) To disappoint you? The company that interviewed me and hasn't said a peep for almost a month...
(093) To ask you out? Do people even do that anymore? Jeeze, I've been single for like five years...
(095) To brighten up your day? Grandma again, it was a surprise that she called!
(096) That you thought about? My parents, but then they ARE sitting like two meters away from me right now.
(097) You saw a movie with? haha I watched IRON MAN with some illustrator buddies a few weeks ago.
(098) You talked to on the phone? Grandma's a popular answer tonight.
(099) You talked to through IM? I'm talking to the green lemur (
) right now.
(100) You saw? Once again, my parents are sitting two meters away...
(101) You turned down? I haven't.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
(104) Smiled? A couple seconds ago.
(105) Laughed? Earlier today, at grandpa being a silly man. We are sooo obviously related.
(106) Cried? A few hours ago.
(107) Bought something? I got some tea the other day...
(108) Danced? IT WAS WAY TOO LONG AGO! I LOVE DANCING!
(109) Were sarcastic? ME, sarcastic? I'm NEVER sarcastic...EVER. (I guess that makes the answer NOW)
(110) Hugged/kissed someone? Hugged dad about two hours ago.
(111) Talked to an enemy? DO YOU KNOW YOUR ENEMY (well enough to hug them)?
(112) Watched your favorite movie? Ages. But now I want to watch it! (It's My neigbor Totoro, if you were wondering)
(113) Talked on the phone? Didn't I just answer that...?
(114) Listened to the radio? At about 6pm tonight.
(115) Watched TV? Watching NCIS right now. TEAM ABS!
(116) Went out? Like...out the door? Cuz I do that all the time.
(117) Helped someone? In a good way?
(118) Sang? Not today, but the day before.
(119) Said "I love you"? I don't say that a lot...
(120) Got drunk? About a month ago. Probably more, because I didn't really get drunk. More fun than drunk.
WOW that was a long quizzy thing. It was fun!
Derp derp
Cheerful
Shitty
Joy
Bemused
in the middle of the damn thing. But go to YouTube and search for 'Within the Bloody Woods 1' and it's the first result. There is a Version 2 further down, but I can't see any difference in them. This one is totally piloting som serious ROFLcopter and unleashing the LOLosaurus rex. Listen especially to the voice acting, and keep in mind that the creator is japanese. And on top of all that, it is really really super well-timed and animated. 
